AWW #1
Every four seconds there is a new Story about Madonna's divorce with Guy Ritchie. Luckily Dlisted broke it down for us:
Madonna cares more about her personal trainer than her own husband!!
Madonna slathers her body in fancy creams and then covers herself in a plastic bodysuit every night!!
Madonna completely controls the house including what they eat. Only macrobiotic shit! Guy had to drink his evening tea with rice milk! Madonna doesn't allow dairy or sugar in her house!
Madonna doesn't allow TV!!!!!!
When they went out to dinner at restaurants, Madonna didn't trust the chefs, so she usually just drank a glass of water!
Madonna works on her fitness at least 2 hours a day including holidays!
Madonna turned to full-on plastic surgery in order to look younger for Guy.
Guy is constantly cruel to Madonna! He told her that she looks like a granny!
Guy has made Madonna feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated!!!
Guy told Madonna that she sucks as an actress!
Guy would check out other hos in front of Madonna. Guy would also make fun of her in front of their friends!
Guy wants Rocco to live with him in London! Madonna wants all her children in NYC with her!!!!
Guy will get at least $40 million in the divorce as well as their London pub and the country estate!
It sure sounds like it's gonna get nastier!
Guy's 78 year old daddy John Richie says:
'She is being beastly. She's calling him an emotional retard. When he's being bashed by her it's horrid."
WTF #1
Just when you thought it was impossible for Posh to be meaner to her feet...
Seriously?
She wore these the other day:
Seriously!
WTF #2
George Hamilton gave The View some TMI:
"When I was 12 I had a relationship with my stepmother. She was about 28, 30. My father never knew about it. It was very normal. She didn't make me feel bad about it. It wasn't dirty." He went on to say, "I don't think it warped me in my life. It went on for a short time and then, strangely enough, when I was an actor in Hollywood I met her again, she was as beautiful, and we had a sort of follow-up."
AWW #2
Travis Barker is out of the hospital! Shanna Molker says:
"I was supposed to go with [Travis] to South Carolina, and at the last minute, I had this gnarly feeling and said, 'I don't think we should fly together anymore. God forbid something ever happened ... our kids wouldn't have both parents. Instead of flying a commercial flight back home, they decided to take a private jet. He e-mailed me pictures of the plane and wrote, 'It's really small and scary.' I had a bad feeling, but didn't want to sound strange, so I said, 'Be safe.' Trav and I are so crazy. We are off for one week, on the next. I would never abandon anyone in his condition, and I have made sure he had a support system. My feelings are deeply hurt. I wish him a speedy recovery and am thankful he's alive."
WTF #3
Nikki McKibbin from American Idol blames Simon Cowell for her drugging and boozing:
"I had never been told I wasn't good enough. Having to hear it for so many weeks from Simon Cowell killed me inside. I couldn't get the shit he had said to me out of my head. It drove me deeper into my depression. I wouldn't say that this was Simon's fault. It just added to the addict that I already was."
Here's Nikki covering one of my favorite songs:
WTF #4
If we cut Xtina do you think she would bleed make-up?
AWW #3
Liz Hurley uses her huge cleavage to take away from her quickly aging face!
AWW #4
Jenny McCartney talks about how she saved her son in the new issue of Us:
"I made a deal with God. I said, 'You fix my boy, you show me the way and I'll teach the world how I did it.'"
WTF #5
Star Mag says that Rihanna and Kanye West night be the newest celebutard couple according to what was witnessed bad stage:
"Rihanna was sitting on Kanye's lap, singing along to the music. Before long, the two were full-on kissing each other. People were shocked. After a while, Rihanna must have realized people were watching, because she had her security escort her back to the dressing room."
AWW #5
Jodie Marsh has stepped over to the other side...though I'm sure she'll be back:
"I've had loads of shit men. I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you're sick of hearing so much fucking bullshit, so you start to look elsewhere. Nina's really sexy. She asked me out and we've been on a few dates. I think she's a cool girl. I love the way she kisses and she doesn't fuck me about. I feel comfortable with her. Nina's as sexy as any man."
WTF #6
Denis Leary has a new book out called Why We Suck: A Feel-Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid. Well he really pissed off Jenny McCartney in it by saying:
"I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both."
Denis says not to be mad the comment is taken out of context:
"I not only support the current rational approaches to the diagnoses and treatment of real autism but have witnessed it firsthand while watching very dear old friends raise a functioning autistic child. The point of the chapter is not that autism doesn't exist - it obviously does - and I have nothing but admiration and respect for parents dealing with the issue, including the ones I know. The bulk of the chapter deals with grown men who are either self-diagnosing themselves with low-level offshoots of the disease or wishing they could as a way to explain their failed careers and troublesome progeny."
"I not only support the current rational approaches to the diagnoses and treatment of real autism but have witnessed it firsthand while watching very dear old friends raise a functioning autistic child. The point of the chapter is not that autism doesn't exist - it obviously does - and I have nothing but admiration and respect for parents dealing with the issue, including the ones I know. The bulk of the chapter deals with grown men who are either self-diagnosing themselves with low-level offshoots of the disease or wishing they could as a way to explain their failed careers and troublesome progeny."
AWW #6
meet Robert Pattinson...this is the guy my neice is all gaga over because he's staring in that movie Twilight based on the books she loves. WTF is up with this hair?
Here a preview:
WTF #7
Kevin Costner's old sperm still works! His new trophy wife Christine Baumgartner is knocked up!
AWW #7
Lisa Bonet is knocked up again too! She told People she is seven months pregnant with baby number 3!
Man if you were with this hunk, you would probably stay knocked up too!
This better not effect Life on Mars because I am addicted like crack cocainne to it!
SERIOUSLY!
WTF #8
Here are some great clips from the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Roast:
AWW #8
I am off to look in my crystal ball for your Sunday Horoscopes....TTFN!!!!
Feed Shark
Denis says not to be mad the comment is taken out of context:
"I not only support the current rational approaches to the diagnoses and treatment of real autism but have witnessed it firsthand while watching very dear old friends raise a functioning autistic child. The point of the chapter is not that autism doesn't exist - it obviously does - and I have nothing but admiration and respect for parents dealing with the issue, including the ones I know. The bulk of the chapter deals with grown men who are either self-diagnosing themselves with low-level offshoots of the disease or wishing they could as a way to explain their failed careers and troublesome progeny."
"I not only support the current rational approaches to the diagnoses and treatment of real autism but have witnessed it firsthand while watching very dear old friends raise a functioning autistic child. The point of the chapter is not that autism doesn't exist - it obviously does - and I have nothing but admiration and respect for parents dealing with the issue, including the ones I know. The bulk of the chapter deals with grown men who are either self-diagnosing themselves with low-level offshoots of the disease or wishing they could as a way to explain their failed careers and troublesome progeny."
AWW #6
meet Robert Pattinson...this is the guy my neice is all gaga over because he's staring in that movie Twilight based on the books she loves. WTF is up with this hair?
Here a preview:
WTF #7
Kevin Costner's old sperm still works! His new trophy wife Christine Baumgartner is knocked up!
AWW #7
Lisa Bonet is knocked up again too! She told People she is seven months pregnant with baby number 3!
Man if you were with this hunk, you would probably stay knocked up too!
This better not effect Life on Mars because I am addicted like crack cocainne to it!
SERIOUSLY!
WTF #8
Here are some great clips from the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Roast:
AWW #8
I am off to look in my crystal ball for your Sunday Horoscopes....TTFN!!!!
Feed Shark
1 comments:
The twilight book series is great! You can tell your niece that I live about 3 1/2 hours away from Forks where it is set and I went on a road trip there this summer with some crazy friends of mine and we went on the twilight tour and everything, it was fun! I got some cute souvenirs.
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