Tuesday is so so sad for Knut!

Thanks so much for all of your well wishes about my house bid. We haven't heard anything yet, but I will let you know the second we do! Moving should be pretty easy since we are already over half packed from getting ready to move into the last house. Okay enough of that, it's time to give the house thoughts a break, and scour the web for some dirty gossip for you!

WTF #1

WHo does this look like to you? To me it looks like Jennifer Love Hugebutt, without her huge butt.

But no, according to The Sun, this is supposed to be Britney Spears:
Britney's bosses are using these shots to promote her comeback single Womaniser, though they've been more successful at promoting the wonders of computer wizardry.
Dressed in sexy leather dominatrix gear and holding a whip, the singer is pictured leaning over a scantily-clad hunk.

AWW #1

The New 90210 has been picked up for a full season by the CW head honchos! I would totally wonder why in the hell anyone would buy this stupid fluffy show, except then I realize that so far, I haven't missed even one episode. Why do I keep watching? It's total dog food TV that I just can't turn off. Maybe there is a New 90210 rehab program I can enter. I mean jeez they have a rehab for everything else now-a-days don't they?

LOL! Remember Kathleen Robertson from her 90210 days? Well the new mommy says she has no plans on returning to the show anytime soon, or at all even!

WTF #2

Hey my birthday is Sunday and I know exactly what I want (Besides a house that is)! Nummy David Beckham has a 2008 calendar coming out. Here are some of the pictures in it (And before you ask, YES! As far as I can tell there will be NO Spice in it at all!) He looks like he needs a bath...any volunteers? (Pick me!):



AWW #2

Check out the blogging drama that I have somehow managed to stay out of:
Perez is saying today that Kendra Wilkinson (One of Hugh Hef's GFs)MIGHT be dating Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett, which just proves all his inside sources are nonsense because Kendra is engaged to Hank, and has been for some time. Lots of people know this but everyone likes Kendra so no one was in a hurry to blow her up, me included. But if their relationship is out there, you might as well know the whole story. And, um, yeah, so I guess that was the whole story. Amazing, wasn’t it?
Here's a picture of the lovely couple that Kendra posted on her MySpace page:

WTF #3 (I HATE GILBERT!)

Mollygood has the proof that David Blane is a faker. His latest stunt that is suposed to have him hanging over Central Park for 60 days is just a load of B.S.!

Seriously! Check out what Mollygood found out:
Upon hearing that David Blaine would idiotically be hanging upside down over Central Park for three days and two nights, I dispatched my lovely roommate Sara to witness the spectacle during her lunch break. Among her findings: "David Blaine is SUCH a little cheater."
Turns out the whole promise of hanging upside down for 60 hours straight failed to include the times he stretches his body horizontally and then stands straight up, on his own two feet, for multiple check-ups. Oh, and the whole suspension thing is a joke: Most of the time he's hovering over the ground, chatting with tourists and bystanders. So this — "he will hang upside down above New York's Central Park for three days and two nights … suspended six stories up on a high-wire" — is totally false. Go figure.

AWW #3

Aww!, Halle Berry took little Nahala Ariela Aubry out for some fun in the sun at the local park. I love how is it so obvious that Halle loves her little girl and isn't using her as an accessory like so many other celebutards are now-a-days!




WTF #4

Paparazzi are scrambling to find out who Jennifer Aniston's new Cabo San Lucas BF is. I love a good mystery. This is not a good one, but I do love a good one...lol!



AWW #4

Incase you missed last night's Dancing with the Stars...the only one, any of use are really interested in seeing is 82 year old Cloris Leachman. I swear she should totally win!

Well, I would hope for Susan Lucci to win, but it took her like almost 20 years of nominations to win her Daytime Emmy...so she just isn't very good at winning anythingL

WTF #5

Amy WInehouse's hubby Blake must really like life in the pokey! First they told him he could have an early release if he agreed to move into his mom's house instead of living with Amy, he said no. Now they told him he could have an early release if he agreed to enter rehab, and he said FUCK NO! A pal of Amy's stated the obvious to The Sun:
“All he wants is a free reign when he leaves, which means living with Amy back in Camden. But if he is turning down these chances to leave jail and get clean, it doesn’t bode well for him and Amy when he finally does get out.”

AWW #5

Wow, these two will have no problem entering the world! Jenna Jameson has confirmed she is pregnant with twins on her MySpace blog:
Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can't even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally... the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.
I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon... ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!
(That fruit will be out the second the heartburn starts!)
I bet she'll throw great birthday parties for the younguns!

WTF #6

According to Dlisted Lindsay Lohan finally came out of the closet on Loveline:
SamRo called into the show to talk to Stryker about the Travis Barker and DJ AM plane crash. They chat for a while and then SamRo's hands the phone over to her partner in pussy HoHan.
They talk for a bit and then Stryker asks her: "Now, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Two years? One year? Five months? Two months?" HoHan kind of laughs and then says: "A very long time." Stryker tells her that they make a lovely couple and HoHan thanks him.
Hear it for yourself:

AWW #6

Oh poor Knut! Thomas Dorflein, Knuts main caretaker was found dead in his Berlin apartment at the age of 44! The police say that they don't believe there is any foul play involved in the death of the father of three. The Berlin Zoo said Thomas was still employed with them and he was sick for a long time.
Thomas became a familiar face at the Berlin Zoo when he had to step in as Knut the polar bear's mom when Knut's bear mommy turned her back on her him. Knut became an overnight sensation because he was the first polar bear to survive infancy for more than 30 years. Thomas also became quite the hit too because he was seen with Knut almost every day, and became a sex symbol himself!

When Knut got older, the zoo sadly decided that it was time for Thomas to say goodbye. They felt it was too dangerous for Thomas to be around Knut now that he was getting much bigger. They had a final farewell last November. (OMG, while watching this I actually cried! Like totally real tears! Could I actually be human after all?)

They even had a theme song:

AWW #7 (Here are the words if you want to sing along)

I am just too sad to write anymore! I'm going to go and stare at my phone because that will make the Realtor call faster...right? If that doesn't work I'll go surfing for perverted pics for tomorrows Humpday blog...TTFN!!!

(Crap just as I was typing that the phone rang...and it was a freaking recorded message trying to sell me more car insurance!)
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