Saturday, September 6, 2008

Saturday's Fugglys

OMG!!! Evan Rachel Wood has got to have the worst taste in men ever! First Marilyn Manson, and NOW Mickey Rourke! Here she is yucking it up with the plastic fuggly at the premiere of The Wrestler:
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WTF #1
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Another OMG story: Terri Hatcher is in the October issue of Britain's Glamour Magazine giving this advice to her DAUGHTER:
"Have great sex and eat the chocolate. Don’t sit on public toilet seats and make sure to floss. … Life's too short to stress; you'll be able to get past anything difficult; the sun will rise tomorrow; you are beautiful; you are lovable."
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AWW #1
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I've said this before and you can see why I did! Beyonce's little sister should NOT be allowed to dress herself! This is what she wore to Fashion Rocks:
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Here's a closer look, her wrap thinger actually lights up!
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And this is the abomination it was hiding:
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WTF #2
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Ya think she learned about looking like a looney, from her sister and her bad wig choices?
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Beyonce kept changing wigs and outfits (and personalities?) throughout the night too!
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AWW #2
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Miley Cyrus sang with a bunch of other celebutarts during fashion Rocks...and they really should have cut her out, she was WAY out of her league!

WTF #3

It looks like Britney Spears might actually be rehearsing for this year's VMA performance:

Video: Britney's Back!
AWW #3

Video: Sean Masterson on Britney Spears
Hey Jeff Foxworthy turned 50!

WTF #4

WTF #5

Havens Corners Church in Blacklick, Ohio...is not a big Katy Perry fan!
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AWW #4 (So this is for them!)

Uh-Oh! There is trouble in Heroes Incest-Land:
Hayden Panettiere is moving out of her parents' home and into her own crib, but her boyfriend, Milo Ventimiglia, isn't celebrating. Why is Milo in the dumps? Well, he thought he and his 12-years-younger Heroes costar would buy a home together! "They were looking, and then Hayden suddenly bought this $2.6 million house in West Hollywood," says a pal of the actress. "He isn't happy." But it turns out Hayden isn't ready to play house. According to the friend, she's "freaking out" because Milo keeps talking marriage. Adds the chum, "She's not even old enough to have a drink, so she's not even thinking about settling down."
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AWW #5
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See Nicole Kidman: This is what a woman should look like after giving birth! Gwen looks great but you could bounce quarter's off her stomach yet. But that because, unlike Nicole, Gwen Stefani actually had a baby grow INSIDE of her!
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WTF #6
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Ok, I am off to stare into my crystal ball for your Sunday Horoscopes...TTFN!!!!
Feed Shark


2 comments:

Manda said...

OMG Fugly Miley Cyrus sounds like complete ass compared to everyone else. Why did they even include her? Probably it was based on her fame and not at all on her singing ability, or her looks.

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with Manda! And Terri Hatchet is a whore!