Tuesday Tanks with D&D

No not dungeons & Dragons! It's David VS David on American Idol tonight. I was listening to the radio this morning and they say that fans think this is David Archuleta's best song:

AND this is David Cook's:

WTF #1

So place your bets kids, I'm rooting for cook, because Archuleta's dad's such a tool and if he wins, he'll just get worse.

AWW #1

Senator Kennedy has been diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor. They say that the 76 year olf hard partier is in good condition at the moment and his treatment will be decided after they run more tests. I think his treatment should involve chappaquiddick and a slowly submerging car...

WTF #2




Angelina Jolie and Clint Eastwood's wife Dina made out on the red carpet at Cannes today: (Did it make your day...get it?)

It makes my day to see her as big as a house with crap spilled on her tent dress...is that bad? Before you answer know that I don't care!

AWW #2

Here's some clips from last nights new Bachelorette:

WTF #3

I swear I have seen more of Lily Allen's boobs than my own this week!

AWW #3

What's up with this new handstand thing that Fergie is doing?

Here's her performance on the Today Show:

WTF #4

Sorry to cut this short today but I'm just not feeling so well. But I am making it up to you with this helicopter penis prank:

If I feel a bit better later I throw up some more gossip. There's some really great stuff I didn't get to yet...TTFN!!!
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