I've got the Eva Longoria sex tape! NSFW

Yeah so this is what all of those Eva Longoria sex tape rumors were about yesterday. And her hubby is NOT in this tape at all. I'm not sure if it's Will Farrel or a look-a-like, but he's calling himself Perry Hilton. This is funny, but about three years too late!
WTF #1

Oh there are so many One Night in Paris spoofs, it's hard to decide which one in m favorite!

AWW #1

Or maybe you'll like this one better....

WTF #2

So the stalkarazzi have gone totally insane! X17 followed Britney Spears to the Peninsula hotel in Beverly Hills last night, and snapped pictures of Brit the Zit entering the building. Well at 9:30pm Britney sent her driver to Culver City were half of the large x17 camera crew followed him to a dark ally were he bought a small package with a white rock in it that they believe to be meth. While he was off doing that, the other half of the x17 camera crew decided to break in to the hotel, where they were caught by a security guard. So what do they do? They bet the poor guy unconscious with their cameras! The driver returned with his care package for Britney, who as far as we know is still in the hotel...and the police arrested the whole damn x17 paparazzi crew! I still can't get over how happy she was about her kids being taken away:

AWW #2

That sexy bitch Sting turned 56!

WTF #3

So when I first heard that Paul and Susan Young were on Super Nanny two years ago and their kid just set their house on fire, I thought "Gee Super Nanny's NOT so super. Susan Young said that her kids have acted so much worse since being on Super Nanny because they got used to playing up to the camera. But it turns out that Susan and Paul are just sucky parents. Neighbors say that the couple doesn't follow any of the advice that Nanny Jo gave them. AND the child that set the fire was only three! All of the kids except for the three year old were at school and Susan was on the phone when she heard a strange sound from the kitchen. When she got to the kitchen and tried to put out the fire, her three year old ran with the lighter to the living room and set the curtains on fire. I have a three year old and she doesn't even know what a damn lighter looks like!

AWW #3

I have to go and get all my mommy chores done so I can watch more of he Fall TV schedule Bones, House, Boston Legal and SVU to name a few are on tonight...(Maybe I should get a life? NAW!)...TTFN!!!!
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