TGIF AND my birthday!

So I have hit the magic age of 33! I will either accomplish something really great this year, or die a horrible death. I'm hoping for the former rather than the later. Throughout this blog I am going to share some of the great birthday comments sent to me on MySpace. But first I have to share this great Crissy Crocker pro-OJ video!
Thanks Patches:

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So in honor of my birthday Courtney Love has decided to grow a beard:

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I am not the only one with a birthday today! Hilary Duff turns 20 and Naomi Watts turns 39. Good for her, I thought she was a whole lot younger!

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Here's a picture of Avril Lavigne dressed up to look like Paris Hilton for her new music video Hot:

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Here are some pictures of Carrot Top through the years. I wanted to show you HOW much he has changed:

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Joey Fatone wants to save Britney Spears:
“I think she just needs some time, some time to really heal. Britney, call me, come over to my house, come to Orlando, get away from it all. It’s a good thing to get out of L.A.”

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Oh for freaks sake! Just when I was starting to like him too...Will Smith's son Jaden Smith liked acting with his father in The Pursuit of Happiness that he has decided he wants to film another movie. He wants to star in a remake of The Karate Kid! He wants to play Ralph Macchio's role...but make the character like 9?

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OMG! I am totally speechless!

Well not totally...Rumer Willis was ugly before, but now she looks like Billy Idol's uglier kid brother!

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My poor Gordon Ramsey told Larry King that he know has low sperm count from standing to close to that oven and burning his berries. Good thing he already has four kids!

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So I was thinking that Farah Fawcett must have done something really bad to get anal cancer, but then she was cured and declared 100% anal free...oops I mean cancer free. Well it has unfortunately returned, and her people have announced that she is now in Germany seeking treatment that is not legal here in the US. What could that be? Do you think she is having some poor kids anus illegally removed and transplanted to her ass? (I know this whole bit is rude, vulgar and tasteless, BUTT it's my birthday day so F OFF!)

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OMG! I found a picture on the Internet with Vanessa Hudgens WEARING clothes:

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OK so normally I try not to jump and clap when I hear about a divorce, but Dylan McDermott and Shiva Rose are breaking up after 12 years of marriage but....

Don't blame me, blame yummy Dylan! Do you think he would give me my birthday spankings if I said "pretty please?"

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Liz Taylor isn't dead AND Meals on Wheels has gotten herself a new piece of ass:
"Jason Winters is one of the most wonderful men I've ever known and that's why I love him. He bought us the most beautiful house in Hawaii and we visit it as often as possible."

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So Diddy showed up at the GoldBar in NYC and the hostess asked him "How many in your party?". He said "F*CKING BITCH!" and pushed right past her. I am pretty sure whatever Diddy ordered, came with a special spit topping!

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Britney's new ad for her perfume is a total photo shoot job! But I guess that's better than NOT photo shopping her! I wonder if it smells like coke and dirty sex?

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OK normally I think Dita is delicate and gorgeous, but this picture makes me want to vomit: (She turns 35 today)

Wait, it could be worse:

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Janeane Garofalo turns 43 today, I love her!

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I am still too disgusted with Britney's perfume to even comment on Paris Hiltons! Ok, no I'm not! I bet it smells like dead puppies and herpes. Wait what does herpes smell like? I hope I never know!

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Wow, bald Joey Lawrence can dance AND write? Yup he wrote a book on ballroom dancing with his Dancing With the Stars partner...what's her face. Too late I stopped caring!

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Joseph Fiennes has been chosen to be Brad Pitt's girl. OK let me explain. Joseph will be staring in a movie that Ryan Murphy (from Nip/Tuck) and Brad Pitt will be producing. The movie is called 4 oz and follows a man as he goes through the surgery to become a woman.

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So this crazy woman named Joanne Morgan has invented something for us big boobied girls. It's called a Faveo Freedom Bra, and it is retarded!

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Look, Adrien Brody's transition into Yanni is now complete:

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Look who was caught drinking margaritas! She must really hate her kids, because she won't be seeing them for long once KFed's lawyer sends this picture to the judge!

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Melissa Joan Hart and her hubby Mark Wilkerson have announced that she is three months pregnant with their second kid. Congrates doppelganger! (Inside joke)

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Thanks Maxim:

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So sometimes the remake IS better than the original:

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Brad Pitt ROCKS! Check out what he has done in honor of my birthday. He has donated 5 million dollars to rebuild 150 homes in New Orleans....Kisses Brad!!!

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He who rules the spice....(please eat her sand worms)

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I think that one's my favorite....TTFN!!!!!
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