Sunday Horoscopes goes to the movies! Probably NSFW (Not Safe For Work)

LIBRA-9/22 TO 10/22
So those of you who have followed me over from my MySpace blog now know that: Yes my freaking birthday is this week! I turn 33 on this coming Friday. So I, Autumn In Hollyweird am a Libra, and this is the movie poster that my crystal ball revealed to me for my future: (Oh well at least being bad is fun...ya think?)



SCORPIO-10/23 TO 11/21
So you know if you keep driving that SUV and ruining our environment Scorpion, we might have to find other environmentally safer fuel...like you blood!



SAGITTARIUS-11/22 TO 12/20
My crystal ball says that you may get irritated with the little people this week. So either some kids are going to get on your nerves OR you are going to piss off a midget. Either way, before you fly off the handle: keep in mind what they are eye level with...



CAPRICORN-12/21 TO 1/20
Ditto! (See Sagittarius' horoscope above!)



AQUARIUS-1/21 TO 2/19
Do people constantly tell you that you have awful taste in women (or men)? It's time to let go of that crazy fool you've been screwing...Just remember to do it nicely. Because who knows what idiot is will be dumb enough to date them next!



PISCES-2/20 TO 3/19
You my Pisces friend just have plain bad taste in EVERYTHING! Throw out your wardrobe and your sense of humor, before someone gets hurt!



ARIES-3/20 TO 4/18
When you have a family full of ass-hats and freaks, remember it's okay to be the black sheep! (Scary fact: I actually saw this movie!)



TAURUS-4/19 TO 5/19
This week you will be faced with something most of us fear Taurus: A deadline! Don't let it kill you...sluff it off on an underling if you can. And if you can't: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS FOR???



GEMINI-5/20 TO 6/20
Friendless, clueless and hopeless, I just can't help you this week!



CANCER-6/21 TO 7/21
There is also not much that I can do for you this week either Cancer! Stop whining and moaning, you made your damn bed and now it's time to lay in it. And if not:



LEO-7/22 TO 8/22
This week it is very important that you listen to me Leos! Beware of what a pretty face and a nice ass hides:



VIRGO-8/23 TO 9/21
Beware Virgo! If you don't change some things in your life and "Go Green"...it just might f*ucking eat you!

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