Did you know Pamela Anderson was dating Rick Salomon? Neither did I! But it looks like they already about to break up, because they filed for a wedding license on Saturday. And if Pam follows her normal M.O. she'll be divorcing again in less than three months.

WTF #1

Who is Rick Salomon you ask? Well he is best know for his work in One Night in Paris. Yup Pam is mopping up Paris Hilton's sloppy seconds. At least they have that home made porno tape in common to be the glue that holds this marriage together.
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AWW#1

TMZ says that it's official: Nicole Richie's baby won't be born a bastard! She and Joel Madden are planning to wed on October 13th in Laguna Beach in a small ceremony. Meanwhile she continues to risk her babies safety by wearing a pair of very high 70's hooker pumps. When I was pregnant I wore slip on flats, and I'm not even sure if they were always matching ones...because I couldn't even see my damn feet!

WTF #2
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More reasons to love David Letterman...watch it all the way through. Word is she cried after:
WTF #3

So that guy David Hans Schmidt who plead guilty last month for trying to black mail Tom Cruise over some wedding photo hung and killed himself on my birthday (Friday). He was found by police in his Phoenix home when the ankle monitor that he was wearing for his house arrest hadn't moved at all for a long time. This guy was involved in the selling of Paris Hilton's diaries, representing Tonya Harding and the prostitute Divine Brown who was caught with Hugh Grant...oh and he was involved in Screech's sex tape drama too! I wonder what role Scientology might have played in David's death.





AWW #2

David is not the only one that has been depressed! Britney Spears begged KFed AGAIN to take her back, but he told her NOT IN A MILLION YEARS. Then she found out he's been dating Colin Farrell's sex tape co-star Nicole Narain and totally lost it. But she did have the sense to call Befrienders suicide hotline. And she apparently has called then several times. Here is what a source told The News Of The World:
"Britney's bouncing off the walls with rage and has been calling Kev day and night to check he's not with Nicole. She's desperately jealous and wants to keep Kevin's attention on her. She wants him back. She thinks by getting Kevin back he'll drop the custody battle—but that's not going to happen. Britney was ordered by the court on Friday to have psychological tests. AND Britney wants to flee to Cuba with her two sons. She's terrified of losing her sons. There are no extradition laws in Cuba, so she thinks it's her only hope"
Here's her latest fashion disaster/moo moo mess...she's not wearing deodorant OR her cowboy boots:

AWW #3 (Maybe she'll wear this next...)

Is this cop protecting Britney from the paparazzi, or the paparazzi from Britney?
WTF #4

Does this scare you? It should!
AWW #4

But the big news this weekend is Shiloh got a tooth:

WTF #5

Iris Kyle of the good old US of A won Ms. Olympia of 2007. Congratulations....I guess!

AWW #5

Bea Arthur is 85 and still alive!

WTF #6

So heartless bitch Kate Hudson told Ok Magazine that she has broken up with Dax Shepard. But guess what? She neglected to tell Dax. So we new he was toast before poor Dax even did. What a screwed up way to dump a guy! But don't worry she hasn't put her claws back in Owen Wilson. She is dating billionaire Ron Burkle, and was spotted making out with HIM a few days ago.

AWW #6

Check out Sarah Jessica Parker's new look for the Sex and the City movie: (She does not look thrilled)

WTF #7
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WTF #1

Who is Rick Salomon you ask? Well he is best know for his work in One Night in Paris. Yup Pam is mopping up Paris Hilton's sloppy seconds. At least they have that home made porno tape in common to be the glue that holds this marriage together.

AWW#1

TMZ says that it's official: Nicole Richie's baby won't be born a bastard! She and Joel Madden are planning to wed on October 13th in Laguna Beach in a small ceremony. Meanwhile she continues to risk her babies safety by wearing a pair of very high 70's hooker pumps. When I was pregnant I wore slip on flats, and I'm not even sure if they were always matching ones...because I couldn't even see my damn feet!

WTF #2
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More reasons to love David Letterman...watch it all the way through. Word is she cried after:
WTF #3

So that guy David Hans Schmidt who plead guilty last month for trying to black mail Tom Cruise over some wedding photo hung and killed himself on my birthday (Friday). He was found by police in his Phoenix home when the ankle monitor that he was wearing for his house arrest hadn't moved at all for a long time. This guy was involved in the selling of Paris Hilton's diaries, representing Tonya Harding and the prostitute Divine Brown who was caught with Hugh Grant...oh and he was involved in Screech's sex tape drama too! I wonder what role Scientology might have played in David's death.





AWW #2

David is not the only one that has been depressed! Britney Spears begged KFed AGAIN to take her back, but he told her NOT IN A MILLION YEARS. Then she found out he's been dating Colin Farrell's sex tape co-star Nicole Narain and totally lost it. But she did have the sense to call Befrienders suicide hotline. And she apparently has called then several times. Here is what a source told The News Of The World:
"Britney's bouncing off the walls with rage and has been calling Kev day and night to check he's not with Nicole. She's desperately jealous and wants to keep Kevin's attention on her. She wants him back. She thinks by getting Kevin back he'll drop the custody battle—but that's not going to happen. Britney was ordered by the court on Friday to have psychological tests. AND Britney wants to flee to Cuba with her two sons. She's terrified of losing her sons. There are no extradition laws in Cuba, so she thinks it's her only hope"
Here's her latest fashion disaster/moo moo mess...she's not wearing deodorant OR her cowboy boots:

AWW #3 (Maybe she'll wear this next...)

Is this cop protecting Britney from the paparazzi, or the paparazzi from Britney?
WTF #4

Does this scare you? It should!
AWW #4

But the big news this weekend is Shiloh got a tooth:

WTF #5

Iris Kyle of the good old US of A won Ms. Olympia of 2007. Congratulations....I guess!

AWW #5

Bea Arthur is 85 and still alive!

WTF #6

So heartless bitch Kate Hudson told Ok Magazine that she has broken up with Dax Shepard. But guess what? She neglected to tell Dax. So we new he was toast before poor Dax even did. What a screwed up way to dump a guy! But don't worry she hasn't put her claws back in Owen Wilson. She is dating billionaire Ron Burkle, and was spotted making out with HIM a few days ago.

AWW #6

Check out Sarah Jessica Parker's new look for the Sex and the City movie: (She does not look thrilled)

WTF #7
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OMG!

More dirty gossip drama is on it's way....TTFN!!!!
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4 comments:
Wow you are up early today. I am up late. The Paris on Letterman video was really funny! I needed that on a monday!
Thanks,
MySpace Mel
Ha! I got the feeling that David a)didn't even really want her on the show and b)wanted to be harsher. That was still hilarious.
Cute little Shilo! But shame on her parents, IMHO.
F**k Kate Hudson! Always hated her, and I think I've already written that here before haha... who would want to deal with her babydaddy/mama drama or whatever you call it? Ewww. That poor child can't be fond of the revolving door of men. Just saying....
I think Angelina DOES have a twin....whoa that is freaky!!
In Maxim, on the last page, they have a photo and you're supposed to send in a caption to try and win stuff. My husband got the latest issue, and I was just wondering the other day if they use impersonators or if they photoshop a celeb's face onto it... and that Angelina lookalike girl was the one in this month's issue! She's a crazy cat lady or something.
Anyway, thanks for answering my question that I didn't even ask!
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